We have a limited number of the one-off special available by mail order. These can be purchased via Paypal – price £2.20 UK, £3.00 Europe or £3.60 Rest of the World. If you are unable to grasp new fangled ideas like Paypal you can send us one of them there old fashioned paper cheque thingies (made out to S.Baker) for the same amounts.
For further information, or to supply your details, email our.. ahem… mail order department, at email@example.com.
And remember, we are all scumbags together (or is it morons now? I’ve been on holiday so I have rather lost track of the latest Scally terminology).